William Palafox is an author and actor intensely interested in reclaiming our arts, letters and entertainment from the clutches of the moral reprobates and cultural vandals who have laid waste to our nation.  He is a retired naval officer who served in numerous campaigns to include Afghanistan, Iraq, East Africa, the Western Pacific, the Persian Gulf and a cushy NATO gig in Norway.  He sorely regrets spending far too much attention to enemies foreign and not nearly enough on the far more dangerous enemies domestic.

He prides himself on writing material to intentionally offend the thoughtful, debt-laden, empty-headed, gender-confused yo-yos who infest the modern university.  He also wants you to know that your angry, unhinged demands from him to cease and desist his deranged scribblings encourage him all the more.  On that note, he also earned the Navy’s Expert Marksmanship Medal for both pistol and rifle.  Molon labe!